"Woodchuck to Grey Squirrel, Come in Grey Squirrel"

Over the weekend, Vice President Dick Cheney spoke to West Point graduates on the consequences of failure. Unbeknownst to the world at large, there was an attempt made against the Vice President. The media which loves to leak classified intell, decided to cover this.....COVER THIS ONE UP, that is! That is why you, the blogreader, come to political blogs: to get the real news the media refuses to tell you! After all as Reagan might not say, "if it's on the internet, it must be true, if not verifiable." Or something like that.

Unnamed sources have secretly leaked the following video proof to Sparks from the Anvil; proof-positive of the attempt on the Vice President. Videos do not lie....