Fidel Castro Assassinated by Covert Agent!
Sparks from the Anvil has obtained the real scoop on what Zidane really said to Materazzi. Even though I don't speak a milligram of French or Italian, my lip-reading skills are par extraordinaire.
This just in:
Hat tip: NPBoards.com
(Click on the images to be taken to the Melissa Theuriau generators I sourced to bring you this late-breaking news).