A Candid Look at the Bumper Sticker Candidate

Two silky pony haircuts in Beverly Hills:

$800

One military haircut at the local PX barbershop:

$5

One bumper sticker-thumping candidate sloganeering on a presidential campaign of class warfare between the "haves" and "have nots" and two Americas:

Priceless!

Remember: He's just the humble, ordinary son of a mill worker, stands up for "the little guy", and is "one of us".

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