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Republican presidential candidate and former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (L) talks with actor Chuck Norris during a campaign rally in Des Moines, Iowa, January 1, 2008. Labels: caption this, Chuck Norris, Huckabee
posted by The WordSmith from Nantucket at 1/14/2008 12:00:00 AM
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17 Comments:
Huck to Chuck:
What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
Chuck to Huck:
I don't know Huck, what do you get?
Huck to Chuck:
Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Chuck to Huck:
I could so shove that guitar so far down your throat.
Huck to Chuck:
I want you to punch Romney in the face for me.
Huck to Chuck - " The next person who boos...drop kick 'em"
or Chuck to Huck - " If you ask me to sing to THAT , I'm supporting Thompson !"
Huck is singing "I love Everybody" to Chuck:
I love everybody, especially you
I love everybody, especially you
So if you feel lonesome remember it's true
I love everybody, expecially you!
It's not the long lashes, or lips on your face,
And it's not your bosoms that time can't erase
and it's not those long slender legs on your feet
Your mind is the feature that makes me remember
I love everybody, especially you
I love everbody, especially you!"
Referencing above comment, sorry for the typos. I was in a hurry!
Psst... my wife went to bed early... can I come over to your room tonight?
Ick!!!!!!
mike.....?.....that was awful.
Hmmm....I think I need to redo this contest.
LOL Wordsmith! It's possible Mike read my comment, so it may be my fault.
No, no...being the good conservative Republican, that he is, I'm sure mike will not play the victim card and accept full responsibility for his indecent, tasteless comment upon prudish, conservative sensibilities.
Victim? Moi? Jamais!
Actually, I saw Gayle's comment after I posted it.
But look at the photo... come on....
Actually, I wanted to edit my entry later and just say:
"Your room in 20 minutes?"
P.S. After the slime phone calls that me and my fellow Palmetto Staters have gotten today from the pro-Huck camp, I am making NO APOLOGY.
Go ahead plucker, make my day.
So who won this contest anyway?
mike,
I wasn't satisfied with the responses (it's a rigged contest, remember?). So I'm going to revamp it for next Monday.
Oh good grief!
We go to blog with the captions we have, not the captions we wish we had!
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